[When the SFC blinks on, the screen is filled with the face of a rather soggy looking man, with two tear-drop tattoos under his eyes. He doesn't look at all impressed and he's peering at is as if he's not sure that it's on or not before moving back slightly to reveal a head of rather wet red hair that's not sticking up like it's supposed to and is sort of all over the place and dripping. He's also slowly steaming if you look closely.]

So I'm gonna hazard a guess and say that this isn't some kinda afterlife--I was pretty sure I wasn't supposed to get one of those anyways so that's definitely off the list--even though something like this is pretty much my idea of hell. [he pauses, frowning at the light that is flitting around him irritatingly and takes another swipe at it, missing entirely. You can tell he's been trying to get it for a while. With an irritated sigh, he continues.]

And it seems a little too far fetched to be something that DiZ cooked up but I wouldn't put it past him. Then again, he wasn't too big on the whole memories deal either, and Atlantica had a lot more fins last time I checked.

So where the hell am I why am I soaking wet and why am I still alive?